SCHOOL – 1950s v 2014

SCHOOL – 1950s v 2014
 

Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1950s – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2014 – Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark charge them with assault.
Both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months.
School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

Scenario : 

Robbie won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

1950s – Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2014 – Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD – result deemed to be positive. Robbie’s parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :


Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1950s – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

Scenario :


Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

1950s – Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with, Passes exams becomes a solicitor.

2014 – Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons.
Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

Scenario :


Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin blows up a wasp’s nest.

1950s – Wasps die.

2014– Police Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.
Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an Aeroplane again.

Scenario :

Johnny falls over while playing football during morning break and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

1950s – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing football. No damage done.

2014 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.

 

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